Megan Fox is Pregnant. Yay. Now Hush.

Megan Fox has just announced her third pregnancy in the most bada** way possible.

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Megan Fox is Pregnant.

Megan Fox just announced her third pregnancy in the MOST BADA** WAY POSSIBLE.

Anticipating a media storm questioning who the father of her third child would be, Fox released this image on Instagram labelled: #notthefather and beat the press to the punch with a smirk.

The pregnancy announcement closely follows a joint statement by Fox and soon-to-be ex-husband, Brian Austin Green. Green confirmed that the child is indeed his and that the announcement isn’t going to stop the divorce or hinder their ability to raise the child together.

And yet.

The media is still running headlines, in 2016, that look like this:

And my personal, cringiest of the cringe-worthy:

You stay classy, TMZ.

So. Congratulations, Megan! You keep kicking a** and taking names and being a mama on your own gosh darn terms. We see you.

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Sam Ferrante is a poet, editor, facilitator, and writer born on Long Island, college-fed in Western New York and Paris, and then poetically raised in Buffalo, NY; Ireland; and Australia. A former member of the Pure Ink Poetry team in Buffalo and a regular competitor in Dublin's Slam Sunday, Sam was a Co-Creative Producer at Melbourne-based Slamalamadingdong in addition to serving on the Melbourne Spoken Word Committee. Sam has been published in Ghost City Press, Blowing Raspberries, and The Dirty Thirty Anthology and has been featured at The Owl & Cat Session, La Mama Poetica, Girls on Key, and White Night 2016 among others. Her debut book of poetry, Pick Me Up, got rave reviews from her Mom. She is currently the Editor of CrowdInk.