That Miss Universe Clip. What a Ride.

Steve Harvey calls the wrong winner of the Miss Universe competition. And we all relived our own Miss Colombia moments. Things got emotional.

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Miss Philippines Crowned Miss Universe (Image Source: E Online), www.crowdink.com
Miss Philippines Crowned Miss Universe (Image Source: E Online)

So the Miss Universe competition happened last night and it was lovely and then the reading of the winners happened. And we all had an existential crisis for Miss Colombia.

For the first 5 seconds we all just absorbed the fashion. Because ohmigod that blue dress on Philippines:

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And 40 seconds in they announce Colombia as the winner:

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Oh, God, this is going to be really sad isn’t it? Look Philippines is hugging her:

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You enjoy this moment, Colombia. All the flags waving in the audience. Enjoy it, girl:

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Wait. Why’s Steve Harvey creeping back on stage at 2:35?:

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“Okay, folks. I have to apologize.” 2:57:

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“The first runner up is Colombia.” 3:17. Pan to Philippines and we all went:

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“Miss Universe 2015 is PHILIPPINES” at 3:36:

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“Miss Philippines, take your first walk as Miss Universe.” Did you really just say that? Is that supposed to make it better, Steve? EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE COME WATCH THIS DISASTER. 4:04:

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So… are they going to switch crowns? 4:14:

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That woman came back onstage to RUB COLOMBIA’S BACK 4:32:

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“This is exactly what was on the card. I will take responsibility for this.” YOU SURE WILL, STEVE. 4:48:

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And the quote of the night, “Still a great night.”:

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I’m exhausted.

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Sam Ferrante is a poet, editor, facilitator, and writer born on Long Island, college-fed in Western New York and Paris, and then poetically raised in Buffalo, NY; Ireland; and Australia. A former member of the Pure Ink Poetry team in Buffalo and a regular competitor in Dublin's Slam Sunday, Sam was a Co-Creative Producer at Melbourne-based Slamalamadingdong in addition to serving on the Melbourne Spoken Word Committee. Sam has been published in Ghost City Press, Blowing Raspberries, and The Dirty Thirty Anthology and has been featured at The Owl & Cat Session, La Mama Poetica, Girls on Key, and White Night 2016 among others. Her debut book of poetry, Pick Me Up, got rave reviews from her Mom. She is currently the Editor of CrowdInk.