What Type of Wine Tourist Are You? (Be Honest!)

Wine experts say there are four main groups of people who visit wineries. But, according to your friends and mine, these don’t adequately cover it. Allow me to break it down for you

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According to the Academy of Wine Business Research at the 8th International Conference at Griffith University, wine tourists fall into four distinct categories:

  1. The Wine Lover – knows wines and can discuss the finer points of wine with the wine-maker. Food and wine matching is important. Visits the winery for buying, tasting and learning about wine.
  2. The Wine Interested – likes wines and has attended tastings and wineries before. Enjoys food and exploring the countryside. Generally travels with friends to wine regions. Eager to learn about wine and is likely to have visited other wine regions, but wine is not the sole purpose of their visit.
  3. The Wine Curious – has a low to moderate interest in wine, is motivated to visit the region by non-wine reasons and wineries are seen as ‘just another attraction’. Is satisfied with a basic knowledge of wine.
  4. The disinterested wine – visits wineries as part of a group and sees it as an alternative to a bar. Generally just concerned with drinking wine and has no interest in learning about it.

With all due respect to Wine Business Research, I’m calling BS on these categories. There are in fact more profiles to be explored. Sub-profiles if you will!

  1. The Expert

Commonly known to everyone else on the tour as the crushing bore. No matter what is presented to the expert, he will draw comparison to the Montrachet he had in France a few years back and will regale all in earshot about the perfectly aged Shiraz Grenache in his wine cellar.

2. The Funnel

Wine, any wine will do. Done, done and onto the next one. It might be your Uncle Barry, it could be your cousin’s husband, but this guy’s in the big leagues. Doesn’t normally drink wine but he’s here now so line ‘em up.

3. The Real Housewife

Girls’ weekend! Drunk off the smell of an oily rag. Drowns out cellar doors tour with cackles, swearing and a tumble (followed by a vomit) into the nearest hedge

4. The Trendsetter

Nobody drinks Sauvignon Blanc anymore! It’s all about the Chardonnay now, darling. Hating on Chardonnay is so five years ago! The only thing more important than what’s on the wine label to the trendsetter is the label on their jacket. Major aspiration: to be the expert

5. The One-trick Pony

Otherwise known as your parents. Tastes usually fall into one of two likes: red or sweet. Never to be expanded, never the twain shall meet.

6. The New Explorer

Unashamedly admits to not knowing a lot but willing to try and willing to learn. (Signature move in the cellar door: head tilt followed by a head nod). Open to whatever’s on offer rather than a specific variety

7. The Frugal

$20 for a bottle of wine!? Must be a special occasion. Willing to study the shelves and catalogues looking for the best value for money (2 for $20 – winner, winner, chicken dinner!).

8. The Non-Drinking Drinker

Usually worried about metabolism after their 20km run earlier that day. Nurses one glass for an hour and claims they’ve had too much, it’s gone to their head and they better get home because they have a 6am yoga class the next day.

Which type are you? (I’ve got a sneaking suspicion who I am … but not telling unless you tell me first!)