What Would Happen if Your Favorite Celebrities Swapped Tinder Accounts

After Eric André’s takeover of the Republican National Convention, Vanity Fair had André and Hannibal Buress take over each other’s Tinder accounts to hilarious conclusions. What a rush of power it must be to have somebody’s sex life in your hands like that.

Imagine if some of the world’s biggest celebrities had their Tinder accounts taken over. I smell a new Tonight Show segment.

Kanye West: “Imma facebook message Sean Rad (one of Tinder’s founders) and get him to change the App so I can match myself.”

Donald Trump: “Only swipe right if you’re a Russian hacker.”

Drake: “Swipe left, swipe right, I don’t care. Either way you’re gonna hurt me.”

Jared Leto: “Hey do you like my green coat too!?”

Hillary Clinton: “Screw Bill, welcome to my Ovary Office bitchez.”

Taylor Swift: “Really looking to stop playing the field and settle down with someone.”

Orlando Bloom: “Hey want to see a pic of my… Never mind.”

Angelina Jolie: “Swipe right if you’re married.”

James Franco: “All my photos are of my degrees so swipe right if you take me seriously.”

Kim Kardashian: “I swipe my own a**.”