After Eric André’s takeover of the Republican National Convention, Vanity Fair had André and Hannibal Buress take over each other’s Tinder accounts to hilarious conclusions. What a rush of power it must be to have somebody’s sex life in your hands like that.
Imagine if some of the world’s biggest celebrities had their Tinder accounts taken over. I smell a new Tonight Show segment.
Kanye West: “Imma facebook message Sean Rad (one of Tinder’s founders) and get him to change the App so I can match myself.”
Donald Trump: “Only swipe right if you’re a Russian hacker.”
Drake: “Swipe left, swipe right, I don’t care. Either way you’re gonna hurt me.”
Jared Leto: “Hey do you like my green coat too!?”
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Taylor Swift: “Really looking to stop playing the field and settle down with someone.”
Orlando Bloom: “Hey want to see a pic of my… Never mind.”
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James Franco: “All my photos are of my degrees so swipe right if you take me seriously.”
Kim Kardashian: “I swipe my own a**.”



















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