Megan Fox just announced her third pregnancy in the MOST BADA** WAY POSSIBLE.
Anticipating a media storm questioning who the father of her third child would be, Fox released this image on Instagram labelled: #notthefather and beat the press to the punch with a smirk.
The pregnancy announcement closely follows a joint statement by Fox and soon-to-be ex-husband, Brian Austin Green. Green confirmed that the child is indeed his and that the announcement isn’t going to stop the divorce or hinder their ability to raise the child together.
And yet.
The media is still running headlines, in 2016, that look like this:
Megan Fox is pregnant but still divorcing Brian Austin Green. Do you owe it to your unborn child to try and work it out? #EverybodyTalks
— The Talk (@TheTalkCBS) April 13, 2016
Inside the complicated love story that is Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s relationship: https://t.co/yWbewJEwOw pic.twitter.com/nqjSVpR1hs
— E! Online (@eonline) April 13, 2016
Megan Fox’s mystery fetus briefly breaks the rules of celebrity pregnancy: https://t.co/L23IpnmSDw pic.twitter.com/ijzWVbPtbT
— Slate (@Slate) April 13, 2016
And my personal, cringiest of the cringe-worthy:
Megan Fox is Expecting Baby Number Three — See Her BIG Baby Bump! (via @toofab) https://t.co/YpEIZpv1lI
— TMZ (@TMZ) April 12, 2016
You stay classy, TMZ.
So. Congratulations, Megan! You keep kicking a** and taking names and being a mama on your own gosh darn terms. We see you.