So the Miss Universe competition happened last night and it was lovely and then the reading of the winners happened. And we all had an existential crisis for Miss Colombia.
For the first 5 seconds we all just absorbed the fashion. Because ohmigod that blue dress on Philippines:
And 40 seconds in they announce Colombia as the winner:
Oh, God, this is going to be really sad isn’t it? Look Philippines is hugging her:
You enjoy this moment, Colombia. All the flags waving in the audience. Enjoy it, girl:
Wait. Why’s Steve Harvey creeping back on stage at 2:35?:
“Okay, folks. I have to apologize.” 2:57:
“The first runner up is Colombia.” 3:17. Pan to Philippines and we all went:
“Miss Universe 2015 is PHILIPPINES” at 3:36:
“Miss Philippines, take your first walk as Miss Universe.” Did you really just say that? Is that supposed to make it better, Steve? EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE COME WATCH THIS DISASTER. 4:04:
So… are they going to switch crowns? 4:14:
That woman came back onstage to RUB COLOMBIA’S BACK 4:32:
“This is exactly what was on the card. I will take responsibility for this.” YOU SURE WILL, STEVE. 4:48:
And the quote of the night, “Still a great night.”:
I’m exhausted.
