What Would Happen if Your Favorite Celebrities Swapped Tinder Accounts

Imagine if some of the world’s biggest celebrities had their Tinder accounts taken over… I smell a new Tonight Show segment.


Donald Trump on Tinder [image source: telegraph.co.uk], crowdink, crowd ink, crowdink.com, crowdink.com.au
Donald Trump on Tinder [image source: telegraph.co.uk]

After Eric André’s takeover of the Republican National Convention, Vanity Fair had André and Hannibal Buress take over each other’s Tinder accounts to hilarious conclusions. What a rush of power it must be to have somebody’s sex life in your hands like that.

Imagine if some of the world’s biggest celebrities had their Tinder accounts taken over. I smell a new Tonight Show segment.

Kanye West: “Imma facebook message Sean Rad (one of Tinder’s founders) and get him to change the App so I can match myself.”

Donald Trump: “Only swipe right if you’re a Russian hacker.”

Drake: “Swipe left, swipe right, I don’t care. Either way you’re gonna hurt me.”

Jared Leto: “Hey do you like my green coat too!?”

Jared Leto in His Green Coat [image source: harpersbazaar.com.au], crowd ink, crowdink, crowdink.com, crowdink.com.au
Jared Leto in His Green Coat [image source: harpersbazaar.com.au]
Hillary Clinton: “Screw Bill, welcome to my Ovary Office bitchez.”

Taylor Swift: “Really looking to stop playing the field and settle down with someone.”

Orlando Bloom: “Hey want to see a pic of my… Never mind.”

Orlando Bloom on a Paddle Board [image source: mirror.co.uk], crowd ink, crowdink, crowdink.com, crowdink.com.au
Orlando Bloom on a Paddle Board [image source: mirror.co.uk]
Angelina Jolie: “Swipe right if you’re married.”

James Franco: “All my photos are of my degrees so swipe right if you take me seriously.”

Kim Kardashian: “I swipe my own a**.”

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